"You were very naughty trying to kill your brother. I hear by sentence you to……BE MARRIED."- the pope to artist Bernini
I have a boyfriend now who I am pretty sure that I am in love with and GOD I’m just so fucking giggle happy all the time. Like what the fuck?! I’m never this happy, not even in previous relationships.
During my nightly ritual of deciding which stuffed animal would receive the honor of sleeping with me tonight on the bed, I was throwing the unfortunate souls off my bed. I have a canoe paddle in my room. I tossed dearest Duma into the corner and, because it was dark, I uttered a blood-curdling scream when the hard, wooden paddle hit my hardwood floor. Needless to say I have never been more scared in my life
I just got six new followers in the past five minutes WHAT DID I DO RIGHT?
I’m doing them all :D
THE DIRECTOR OF FROZEN WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. I MET HIM LAST WEEK. I HAVE SHAKEN HANDS WITH AND OSCAR WINNER.
Refract light like a diamond
Ever notice that once we move up a number in age, we judge anyone who is the age below is or younger?