Eight ways in which a heterosexual person might have ended this awkward conversation

realiflee:

people-are-fond:

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No, boys.  Thank you.

But actually.

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cinemagorgeous:

Insanely cool Lord of the Rings posters by artist Patrick Connan.

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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via sniffing)

atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

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atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

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seadeepspaceontheside:

Bilbo wrote that song. I would image in the new headcanon that he wrote it when he was in the BOFA. Thanks Anon.

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ultrafacts:

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shubbabang:

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So today was interesting

(via consulting-timelord-angel)

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

(via sniffing)

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restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!

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listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

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shesfiction:

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad:

discoveringfeminism:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

This will never not be relevant.

82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit

(via consulting-timelord-angel)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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