wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
my favorite headline of all time
Just this once, Rose…
come on with your questions anons
NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your handMy tears
i needed this
I actually teared up
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
the fact that this is shocking is saddening.
WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️
Imagine if little love hearts appeared like this whenever you’re thinking your crush
It’d get so annoying
omg so cute
WHO MADE THIS?????????? THIS IS JUST SO CUTE.
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you
YOOO WHAT’S THIS A NEW TUTORIAL??
I’ve seen lots of people wonder about scarves so here ya go, now you can make scarves and just about anything else. Enjoy!<3
my sexuality: pictures of the lotr cast dorking about in full costume
until i die, i will never fangirl over the cast of a movie the way i do with the LotR cast. ;)